rupindah:

stuartsometimes:

when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” 

I get

so

fucking

mad

because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being

but I also know my ass looks great in this dress

YO

(via withearstoseeandeyest0hear)

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

(via ababypelicant)

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

(via h3ll0-th3r3)

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

(via i-am-lost-in-wonderland)

mitten:

we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently

(via start-ri0ts)

tall:

when ppl reblog their selfies over and over

(via jessicamarie226)